We couldn't get the guest post thing going, so here is what she says:
Yes, I said it. As in Barbie and KEN.
Mmmk...here goes. Bout a week ago Haley and I were hungrier than Anna Nicole is when eating a bucket of chicken. So, we decided or should I say she decided we should go to Claim Jumper. So at like 10:00 at night, we shmooze into the place and sit down to eat. This is when Charlie enters the scene. *Enter Charlie*
Charlie: Hi welcome to Claim Jumper have you been here before? Can I get you a drink blah blah blah.
Haley: Lemon Drop.
Michelle: Lemon Drop.
Haley: Oh..and a Diet Coke with LEMON!
Charlie: Are you guys 21?
Michelle: NOOOOOOOOOOO. I want some chicken.
Charlie: We have chicken.
Michelle: But I only want a little bit of chicken and the meals here are ginormous!!!
Little bit of a pause..Charlie stares
Michelle: I just need MEAT!
*Mindless laughter*
*Exit Charlie to go get drinks*
*Enter Charlie with beverages*
Charlie: So have you decided what you want to order?
Haley: Yes...I'll have the blue cheese wedge chopped and some potato soup.
Michelle: *Thinks to herself- I need meat. Ahhh screw it !* I'll have the blue cheese wedge NOT CHOPPED with french onion soup.
*Exit Charlie to get food*
*Mindless laughter continues*
*Enter Charlie with food*
We start to eat when Haley notices that her chopped blue cheese wedge is lacking when it comes to the whole dressing issue. Meanwhile Charlie is busy serving a ginormous cookie to the table next door.
Charlie: Would you like some milk with that?
Michelle: *Speaking to Charlie at the table next door* NO, BUT I WOULD LIKE A CHICKEN WING...preferable on a fork.
Night ends as the check comes to the table...Haley writes on the receipt.. CALL ME and leaves her phone number.
*Exit restaurant*
Haley: So what was that guy's name?
Michelle: It was umm Charlie.
Haley: Really? I can't believe that you pay that much attention to details like that. I didn't even remember to read his name tag.
Michelle:*chuckles to herself*
Charlie calls that night and Haley and Charlie continue to chat throughout the week. Haley proceeds to tell everyone about her new friend Charlie.
Then last night happens. Charlie texts and asks us to come to Claim Jumper during his shift. So we go...and Kat comes too.
In the car on the way to Claim Jumper...
Haley: So what do we do when we get there? I mean how are we going to get to his section?
Michelle: Just ask to sit in Charlie's section.
Haley: Are you sure his name is Charlie?
Michelle: Heeheee no.
Haley: What? I have been telling everyone his name is charlie.
Michelle: I know. That's whats so funny.
Haley: So his name isn't really Charlie?
Michelle: No, I kinda made that up.
*Walking to restaurant...Kat casually picks a booger and proceeds to wipe it on Michelle's NEW SHIRT*
Mehheee
*Enter Restaurant*
Charlie spots us and starts to walk towards us.
Michelle: *waving @ charlie* HI CHARLIE!!!!
Charlie: Charlie? My name is KEN.
Michelle: As in Barbie and KEN????? Muhahahahahhahaahhahaha.
So we sit down and Haley and I order the same shit we did the other night. Kat orders a duplicate of Haley's order....only no Charlie to serve us. Instead, we got a blonde waitress that carded us and didn't even bring me my DAMN CHEESEY BREAD.
*Enter blonde bimbo with our food*
*Exit biiiotch*
Michelle: *picking the burnt crusty cheese off the side of her french onion soup bowl* Eu Eu put it in the shkin box. That one's a keeeeper!
So Charlie is really Ken as in Barbie and Ken. Great story huh?
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